A- bomb ?

I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don%26#039;t know what to feed it.


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I had amnesia once -- or was it twice.


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I went to San Francisco. I found someone%26#039;s heart. Now what?


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Protons have mass? I didn%26#039;t even know they were Catholic.


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All I ask ... is a chance to prove that money can%26#039;t make me happy.


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If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.


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What is a %26quot;free%26quot; gift? Aren%26#039;t all gifts free?


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They told me I was gullible and I believed them.


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Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he%26#039;ll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.


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Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.


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Experience is the thing you have left when every thing else is gone.


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What if there were no hypothetical questions?


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The shampoo promised me extra body and I gained three pounds.


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One nice thing about egotists: They don%26#039;t talk about other people.

A- bomb ?
omfg nice i think the only one i will remember is I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don%26#039;t know what to feed it.


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I had amnesia once -- or was it twice. lol nice and maybe The shampoo promised me extra body and I gained three pounds. that one.
Reply:Very funny.
Reply:=D. Thank you.



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