Mind Wandering...or is it Wandering Mind ???

Idle thoughts of a retiree%26#039;s mind wandering...Or is it %26quot;Wandering Mind%26quot;?








...I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don%26#039;t know what to feed it.





...I had amnesia once -- or twice.





...I went to San Francisco; I found someone%26#039;s heart. Now what?





...Protons have mass? I didn%26#039;t even know they were Catholic.





...All I ask is a chance to prove that money can%26#039;t make me happy.





...If the world was a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.





...What is a %26quot;free%26quot; gift? Aren%26#039;t all gifts free?





...They told me I was gullible... and I believed them.





...Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he%26#039;ll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.





...Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.





...One nice thing about egotists: they don%26#039;t talk about other people.





..My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.





...I used to be indecisive. Now I%26#039;m not sure.





...The cost of living hasn%26#039;t affected its popularity.





...How can there be self-help %26quot;groups%26quot;?





...If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?





...Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I%26#039;ll show you a man who can%26#039;t get his pants off.





...Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

Mind Wandering...or is it Wandering Mind ???
Love%26#039;em all. LOL. LOL.





Long time, no see; my Friend. Best wishes for this New Year to You and Yours.
Reply:LOL!!! THIS IS SOOO FUNNY!!! ROFL!!!!





... If you call someone who plays a piano a pianist, then what do you call a man who drives a racecar? (No offense meant)





Anyone care to answer my riddle...?


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Reply:Lol.....funny....



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