Idle thoughts of a mind wandering...?

..I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don%26#039;t know what to feed it.


..I had amnesia once -- or twice, I forget which it was.


..Protons have mass? I didn%26#039;t even know they were Catholic.


..All I ask is a chance to prove that money can%26#039;t make me happy.


..What is a %26quot;free%26quot; gift? Aren%26#039;t all gifts free?


..They told me I was gullible... And I believed them.


..Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he%26#039;ll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.


..Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.


..One nice thing about egotists: they don%26#039;t talk about other people.


..My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.


..I used to be indecisive. Now I%26#039;m not sure.


..How can there be self-help %26quot;groups%26quot;?


..If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?


..Show me a man with both feet firmly on the feet firmly on the ground, and I%26#039;ll show you a man who can%26#039;t get his pants on


..Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

Idle thoughts of a mind wandering...?
My favorite is the merging into traffic one.... lol
Reply:Very good.
Reply:they r great
Reply:fanatstic! 9/10 ! keep wandering... lol



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