Is this food for thought?

I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don%26#039;t know what to feed it.





I had amnesia once -- or was it twice.





I went to San Francisco. I found someone%26#039;s heart. Now what?





Protons have mass? I didn%26#039;t even know they were Catholic.





All I ask ... is a chance to prove that money can%26#039;t make me happy.





If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.





What is a %26quot;free%26quot; gift? Aren%26#039;t all gifts free?





They told me I was gullible and I believed them.





What if there were no hypothetical questions?





The shampoo promised me extra body and I gained three pounds.





One nice thing about egotists: They don%26#039;t talk about other people.





A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.





I used to be indecisive. Now I%26#039;m not sure.





The cost of living hasn%26#039;t affected its popularity.





How can there be self-help %26quot;groups%26quot;?





Is there another word for synonym?





Where do forest rangers go to %26quot;get away from it all%26quot;?

Is this food for thought?
You owe Steven Wright a buttload of cash.
Reply:En chanté... Report It

Reply:i guess it could be food for thought. that is if your brain dead. other then that its just kind of stupid.
Reply:You%26#039;ve made me hungry
Reply:you made my day


heres a star for you%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;..=-}
Reply:lol. i enjoyed this
Reply:very good.
Reply:Very good, I liked them thanks.
Reply:very good...
Reply:what was the question?!?!?!?!?!?!
Reply:Yes it is
Reply:Credit to :: Steven Wright, please!


%26quot;Our school colors were . . . clear!%26quot;
Reply:that was an appetizer lol
Reply:Thanks, I enjoyed that!
Reply:life sucks, a whole lot of bad things happen, and then








you die
Reply:WHo are you Dumb and Dummer?
Reply:LOVED IT!!!
Reply:I%26#039;m still hungry.
Reply:give it sun flower seeds,,
Reply:Good ones. I enjoyed them, especially #5 about getting the chance to prove that money would not make me happy. Try me. If it doesn%26#039;t, I%26#039;ll give it back I swear.
Reply:Some were good some were bad.
Reply:Many a true word said in jest !!
Reply:thanks for points!
Reply:lol


excellent.......!



nanny