Idle Thoughts of a senior citizen?

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don%26#039;t know what to feed it.


I had amnesia once -- or twice.


I went to San Francisco. I found someone%26#039;s heart. Now what?


Protons have mass? I didn%26#039;t even know they were Catholic.


All I ask is a chance to prove that money can%26#039;t make me happy.


If the world was a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses side saddle.


What is a ‘free’ gift? Aren%26#039;t all gifts free?


They told me I was gullible... and I believed them.


Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he%26#039;ll never be able to merge his car onto the motorway.


Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.


One nice thing about egotists: they don%26#039;t talk about other people.


My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.


I used to be indecisive. Now I%26#039;m not sure.


The cost of living hasn%26#039;t affected its popularity.


How can there be ‘self-help‘groups’?


If swimming is good for you how come whales are so fat?

Idle Thoughts of a senior citizen?
Very funny, a star for, you deserve it!
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Reply:you need not be old for these thoughts... only lonely or / and unemployed!
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thanks for a laugh


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