Some Truisms?

When weeding, the best way to make sure


you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it.


If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.





The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a


replacement.





Sex is like air; it%26#039;s not important unless you aren%26#039;t getting any.





Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.





One good turn gets most of the blankets.





There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.





Life is sexually transmitted.





An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.





If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool who


said %26quot;Quit while you%26#039;re ahead%26quot;?





ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.





Willie was a Chemist, But Willie is no more, What Willie thought was


H20 Was H2SO4.





A closed mouth gathers no feet.





Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.





It%26#039;s not hard to meet expenses, they%26#039;re everywhere.





Jury -- Twelve people who determine which client has the better


lawyer.





Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.





The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.





Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second


marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.





Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,


the %26#039;Y%26#039; becomes silent.





If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every


word you say, talk in your sleep.

Some Truisms?
The one about H2SO4 reminds me of my science lessons, the rhyme was taught to us to remember what hydro-sulphuric acid was!


Thanks for the memory!!
Reply:Ha ha some truisms are very funisms!! lol!





:-)))
Reply:I love that one...





Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the %26#039;Y%26#039; becomes silent.





Especially since I did not get it right away (my mind wandered in chromosomes thoughts...)











Here%26#039;s some for you...





When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.





Marriage is nature%26#039;s way of keeping people from fighting with strangers.
Reply:lol
Reply:ha ha ha funny


thanks for a laugh


10/10


please answer any one who see this


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Reply:star.


hahaha
Reply:Hillary Clinton is not like the Panama Canal..


The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.


KTnTexas
Reply:Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.





hard truth lol
Reply:Oh these are so true lmao


my favorite One good turn gets most of the blankets.


because thats how I steal the blankets every night


hahaha


star!
Reply:Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,


the %26#039;Y%26#039; becomes silent.








now that is so true lol.





all good though
Reply:Brilliant.


I now see where I%26#039;ve been going so woefully wrong.
Reply:I must start talking in my sleep!! lol ♥
Reply:Hahahhahahaaaaaa.....might try the last one...lol
Reply:LOL


very funny, and true! :)



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