Do you like my poem?

bed bugs die w/ d d t


but have you ever tried


f- a- r- t?


it%26#039;s my gift to the nations


franks gassy holistic


extermination


so you want to get rid of the bites


call up the man with gas


that lingers throughout the night


it is war on the bed bugs that i declare


as chicken vindaloo bombs


explode in the air.





git git git!





*fun fact, I%26#039;ve already destroyed aphids on my house plant with this method.

Do you like my poem?
no its ****
Reply:We have mice here in the office, can you help???
Reply:no!!
Reply:Farts are like perfume to the critters, it%26#039;s your Old Spice that is killing them...Ta Dah!



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