Sunday, April 19, 2009

I didn't never believe in God until I met some Atheists. How 'bout you?

Yea, I was a non-beliver until one day... I saw some hippies smoking an illegal substance. I said to them %26quot;Why are you polluting your body and mind?%26quot; They were like, %26quot;Nature provides the Cannabis plant, dude...it%26#039;s all Natural%26quot;. So I said to them %26quot;Yeah, ok...Nature also provides foliage known as Hemlock (Conium maculatum) won%26#039;t you please partake of Nature?%26quot;





They accused me of being a %26quot;buzzkill%26quot; and then I slapped the daylights out of them. I hate hippies but at least they stink so bad you can smell them coming a mile away and thus can plan to avoid their presence





The sense of Smell is an Awsome %26amp; Spiritual thing. I thank God for this gift

I didn%26#039;t never believe in God until I met some Atheists. How %26#039;bout you?
Dude.
Reply:Smoke up Viper, with those reasoning skills you are best suited for a life of apathy and non effect on society, and I am all for your strategy of non influence.
Reply:This post sounds like you%26#039;ve been smoking something a lot stronger than cannabis.
Reply:Yea.. You better thank God....And praise him at all time...





God is great..and I love him....
Reply:Nope, always have.
Reply:You didn%26#039;t slap anybody.
Reply:What does being a hippie have to do with being an atheist?
Reply:Please be more specific? You mentioned Atheists, but you only spoke of Hippies. Are all Hippies Atheists; or, are all Atheists Hippies? Also, why do you hate Hippies? Apparently, you are now a believer, so doesn%26#039;t the Bible instruct believers and/or Christians to love everyone?
Reply:Troll story is troll story.





If that really happened, your mind is as weak as only having 1/4 of it.
Reply:you must be smoking dope right now.
Reply:There is a reason Why Nature gave you EYES





- no doubt to tell the difference between canniabis and hemlock - to bad you participate in the latter.





that smell that fills the air like talc catches on your throught


its like contantly living in smellyvision from brave new world.





currently its like walking down the isle of a department store the perfume dept


have a nice day.
Reply:I%26#039;m sorry, WHAT is wrong with you?? :)
Reply:i like smoking illegal substances.
Reply:*cough* troll





Even if that story were real, then I think you are a bit of an idiot changing your whole view, just because you met people you didn%26#039;t agree with.


Should all Christian%26#039;s convert because Hitler was a bit of a ****, and should all atheists convert because Stalin was evil? You cannot define a group by the minority.


Also, your story has nothing to do with atheists anyway- not all atheists are hippies (I wouldn%26#039;t touch drugs) and not all hippies are atheists.


You%26#039;re just a bit sad.
Reply:I can tell by the double negative that you are uneducated and not too bright.





You are the typical Christian. You will continue to choose to remain ignorant so there is nothing anyone can say to help you.





You have to decide to improve your mind, no one can do it for you.
Reply:%26quot;I didn%26#039;t never believe in God %26quot; = I did sometimes believe in God
Reply:Cannabis not good, Jesus made water into grape juice..drink Juice.


But if you have BIG daughters don%26#039;t drink grape juice..you may rape them like Lot.
Reply:Viper is a little twit that couldnt slap his way out of a wet paper bag.





You gotta love these cowards that get to act tough anonymously on the internet.
Reply:as long as you believe that story that%26#039;s all that matters.


if its true then those hippies sounded like they had your number.



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