Do you have favoritism in the workplace?

this girl, who likes to be called "princessa" (ugh) thinks she's God's gift to the world, calls out sick, comes in late, and because she's the owner's niece, gets special treatment. i'd like to give her some special treatment. which do you suggest:


A. planting meth in her purse, and dropping the dime


B. purple nurple


C. donkey or falcon punch

Do you have favoritism in the workplace?
OMG! There was a girl like that at my work as well. She was the bosses niece and demanded that we call her 'Bosses Niece' so we would know where she stood. After a few weeks of painting her toenails on my lunch hour I decided something had to be done. I waited outside her house in a rental van and when she came back from dinner with her husband I sprayed them with mace and threw her in the back of the can. I drove out to a remote location wear I had dug a deep hole. I simply threw her in a covered her up. It was surprisingly easy and efficient. My new boss in name Daryl and he buys us donuts on Fridays!
Reply:Oh, oh, can we choose all of the above? Sounds like she deserves all of the above! That *****. hehehe...
Reply:Although personally I like the idea of A., I'm still not sure what a falcon punch is... so I choose C. only if you come back and tell us what happened.
Reply:As you have described me and my work ethic perfectly, I feel confident in choosing A. At least that's what I would want. Minus the dropping the dime part, of course.
Reply:I can't help but love Dr. McCain a little bit more. Don't you wish he would always tuck you into bed and read you some stories?



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